The Zombie Workout Review

The Zombie Workout … Let’s kick things off. What I want to do is to help you out with your purchasing decision. So, time for a no-nonsense admission – I haven’t in actual fact used or purchased the product (read my About page for the reasons why), but I have trawled the internet hunting down info on it, to save you time. For actual customer reviews see the ‘Customer Reviews’ section to the right. So sit back, relax and read on as I save you time and give you all the information I have on The Zombie Workout.

What are its claims?

To save you the hassle of digesting the sales pitch I have summarised what they say about themselves here:

A Simple 4-Phase Workout That Sculpts Your Body and Gets You Ready to survive the coming zombie apocalypse

  • Continuously push the limits of your physical endurance… giving you the ability to achieve heightened levels of fitness – and the ability to destroy any zombies in your path to survival.
  • The ONE AND ONLY WAY to get “visible abs” in 8 weeks or less. Everything else anyone tells you — from crunches to workout gear — simply isn’t true and often slows your progress…
  • Be in the driver’s seat of not only your fat burning, but YOUR ENTIRE PHYSIQUE. Want bigger, more shredded arms? You’ll be able to. Want 8-pack abs? It will be within reach…
  • The controversial training secret that not only helps you defeat zombies — IT MAKES YOU BETTER IN BED. (Man or woman, you’ll be able to go all night long and never be tired.)
  • How a simple “shift” in the way you lift actually explodes your functional strength, giving you the muscle-explosiveness you need to defeat even the fiercest zombies…
  • Develop an explosive workout pace that continually feeds your body with more and more energy – every time you do it, leading to a cycle of CONSTANT progress.
  • Why adding a “priming phase” to your training explodes the fat burning potential of everything you do (especially when you use these two little-known tips)
  • 5 “fundamental movements” that build joint mobility and stability… while also exploding your agility, and helping you tone your “trouble areas”…
  • Look better than any of the other zombie apocalypse survivors – so you can have your pick of the few women (or men) that are still alive with you.
  • ¬†Watch that seemingly “un-sheddable” fat you’ve been battling viciously suddenly begin to vanish, giving way to tight muscle in its place.

Is anyone buying it?

Time for some hard facts. Again, the payment processor provides us with something they call the product’s “Gravity”. It’s an indication of a product’s sales rank. I’ve processed this figure and turned it into a rating out of 100. Products with a high rating are popular. The Zombie Workout scores 77.26/100 which is around standard.

Time to buy – your options

By now you’ve read through the summary of what the product’s about. You’ve read the user reviews and testimonials. Maybe you’ve decided you might like to buy the product. So what now?

Option 1: Buy Direct

You click on the following link to, and look for their link to buy the product. You’ll be linked through to the payment processor page and you can make payment using a credit/debit card or PayPal. At the time of writing the standard price for the product was $47.

Option 2: Buy Through My Link

If you click this link: you’ll also be taken through to, where you can buy the product in the same way as the first option. However, because you arrived at the site through a special link, I get the credit for sending you over. If you do end up buying, I will be given a commission. There’s no difference in the cost to you. You might like to go for this option if:
  • You feel my info has helped you and you’d like to show your appreciation.
  • You want to be eligible for a purchase bonus (see below)

The purchase bonus

If you decide to choose Option 2, then you qualify for a bonus. This is my way of thanking you for using my link. Click here to read all about the bonus and how to claim it.